Friday, June 5, 2009

I'm Scared!!!

Laura is gainfully employed. Five months and no work until this week and then she's got 2 jobs at once! Wow! Anyway: she's a big wig at the museum now, or something, and they wanted her to go to the opening of a new exhibit (And we ALL know how museum openings go--monsters, blood, creepy preternaturally intelligent albinos...) so of course she can't miss that.

Except! There's a baseball game tonight. So I said..no no go to your opening, baseball doesn't trump Gainful Employment. I was feeling a big disappointed all day (You know, woe is me, I'll miss the baseball game...) but now I don't feel so bad:


Looks like there might not BE a game at all. That big scary red blob has been there for over an hour. The storm is FORMING RIGHT ON TOP OF US! It's not leaving!

I'm not sure if I've ever seen it rain as hard as it is now. I can barely see the building next to me. The rain is falling in sheets and I'm afraid I'll have to wade to my car. (oh no! I think something at the Seaquarium was just struck by lightning--I hope it wasn't Lolita the Whale).

Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Next Adventure

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How to "Fish"

I use the term fishing loosely. I mean, I think we say it because it makes us feel better. What is more accurate is: Trapping.
We fish in Salt Marshes. They're full of mud, crabs, more mud, mussels and other things that go CRUNCH or SQUISH under your feet. There are usually little creeks that run through the grass that completely dry out on the low tide.

We take little wire cages that have inward pointing cones--fish can swim in, but they can't swim out! mwahahahahaha--fill them with Gravy Train (it makes its own gravy!) and throw the traps in when the creek is dry. As the tide starts coming in, and the fish start coming back up the creeks to find their dinner/breakfast they're confronted with the delicious scent of horse/cow/pig parts in their own gravy and they swim right in happily.

So in a nutshell it's like this:

Stomp out through marsh, maybe get stuck once or twice while repeating loudly to yourself "oh my God don't get stuck, don't get stuck don't get stuck". Throw traps into water/dry creek bed. Wait an hour. (Unless you're with dlc, then you check the traps every 4 minutes, because you can't help yourself). Stomp back out, get stuck, try to find traps, dump fish into buckets, stomp back to van. Then you're done!

We keep the fish in plastic garbage bags (bin liners to you Brits) inside Rubbermade tubs and stack them in the back of the van. They can stay viable like this for over a week with nothing but air to keep them going (and perhaps smaller snack sized fish...)




Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Field Trips

I went to Maine with dlc a few weeks ago. It was a good trip. I got fish and some ugly postcards and mostly enjoyed myself.

Here are the numbers:

  1. 3800--miles
  2. 6 --days
  3. 5--am wakeup
  4. 7--am low tide (that means, we were waiting at the site for approximately 6 hours before it came back)
  5. 1--lobster I dismembered and ate
  6. 6--subway sandwiches
  7. 3 minutes--time it takes for me to eat a 6 inch sandwich = time it takes dlc to eat a 12 inch sandwich
  8. 500--fish in 5 Rubbermade tubs
  9. 157--peanuts/raisins thrown at me while driving by dlc while bored
  10. 15--hours of sleep in proper bed
  11. 5--minutes dlc was out of the van at our first stop before he was seriously stuck in the mud
Ahhh, it was good to get home after that.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Ok Ok Happy June

And where have YOU been?

I've been to Maine (and all the states between here and there) and Georgia (where the mosquitoes really ARE that big) and am trying fish husbandry out. If there were levels to fish keeping, like belts in karate, I'd be at the "Walmart Fish Section" one.

Here's to June and the start of Hurricane Season. Stay tuned. I've got some good pictures.