Pimpin' all over the world

In honor of the birth of Einstein a tiny pony and to continue the series of Poems by Anna I present:

The story of Ludacris and the Pimping Pony

or

Bingo the Pony: A Life in Epic Limerick:
Possibly Cute, Probably Dopey

There once was a pony named Bingo,
Believed that he was the king-(o)-
Embarked on a boat,
Missing a coat,
But ready for the best ever fling (o).

Went pimpin’ all over the world (o)
With his mane beautifully ribbon’d and curl’d (o)
Picked up a young mare
(Babe, come into my lair…)
Next morning he woke up and hurled (o)

Haiku Interlude
I wish you were watch-
Ing this movie with me, we’re low
On snarky comments.

The boat trip back home was not great (o)
The pony was sitting with freight (o)
He’ll never leave home,
No more will he roam
Stud-horse was just not his fate (o)

Couplet Epilogue
How much happier Pony would be,
Shoulda stayed home with Lifetime TV.

Written in pen the first time, no mistakes, with Kat in mind.
There will be a second edition, hardbound with illustrations.